Saturday, June 30, 2012

Lancia Ardea - Bizarre

I double backed to the Mountain View Trader Joe's parking lot a few weeks ago to inspect a catchy looking vintage car that I didn't recognize. I thought - had hoped - that it was a rare rear-engine Mercedes. Turns out it was a Lancia Ardea. It struck me so much that I snapped a couple photos.

Then, to my surprise, shortly thereafter BringaTrailer.com runs an ad for a nearly identical Lancia Ardea for sale in Hollywood. Bizarre. And they even wrote, "We don’t see this model on offer in The States very often."
Bizarre

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Kirby's Third Law of Software Engineering

Always be ready to answer the question, "What have you done for me lately?"

Managers don't care if you were a super star two quarters ago. They only care what have you produced last week. And when they want to know, they want to know now. I always maintain some means to answer this question quickly: a Word document, a Jira query, a spreadsheet, a notebook. I even created an Access database for two different jobs where I had to track who I was billing to.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Kirby's Second Law of Software Engineering

Kirby's Second Law of Software
The more I get paid the smaller my desk


Also see Kirby's First Law of Software

Friday, March 30, 2012

git stash show all

Seems to me there should be a git stash show all command.
Perhaps there is.
Alas, I couldn't find one.

So I wrote one. Not very complicated.


#!/bin/sh
# Created by Jeff Kirby on 3/30/12.
for stash in `git stash list | sed 's/\(\w*\)\:.*/\1/'`
do
   echo
   echo "$stash Contents"
   git stash show $stash
done

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Kirby's Law of Software Schedule Estimation

Kirby's Law
Software schedule estimation is impossible.

Proof
To know how long writing software will take you have to have written it before. If you have written it before, then there is no need to be writing it now. Therefore any software that you are writing now hasn't been written before. Therefore it is impossible to estimate how long it will take.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Four Thieves?



It just dawned to me that the Avett Brothers' Pretend Love from their 2006 album Four Thieves Gone sounds an awful lot like Weird Al's I Was Only Kidding from his 1992 album Off The Deep End.

Has anyone else noticed this?

I guess it seems a lot like the minor difference between Garth Brooks's Beer Run and Todd Snider's Beer Run which was determined to be different enough to not warrant giving Snider credit for.

While we're at it: doesn't Ska favorite Skankin' Pickle's I Missed the Bus sound a lot like Kriss Kross's I Missed the Bus?


Friday, April 23, 2010

Unearthed Spring Mix


I've played this playlist repeatedly for the last week. Thought I'd share it

  1. Hard To Concentrate, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stadium Arcadium
  2. Just Breathe, Pearl Jam, Backspacer
  3. Solitary Man, Johnny Cash, American III: Solitary Man
  4. Fearless, Pink Floyd, Meddle
  5. Redemption Song, Johnny Cash, Unearthed: Redemption Songs
  6. Hold On, Tom Waits, Mountain Fresh Tracks
  7. Driftin Through, Lindisfarne, Here Comes the Neighborhood
  8. Fotunate Son, Todd Snider, Peace Queer
  9. Devil's Right Hand, Johnny Cash, Unearthed: Trouble On My Mind
  10. Do Ya Love, Michael Franti and Spearhead, Stay Human
  11. Out Loud, Dispatch, Gut the Van
  12. We Don't Stop, Michael Franti and Spearhead, Everyone Deserves Music
  13. New Year's Day (Ferry Corsten Extended Radio Mix), U2 and Ferry Corsten, War (Deluxe Edition)
  14. Glory of True Love, John Prine, Fair and Square
  15. Working Class Hero, John Lennon, Plastic Ono Band
  16. If God Will Send His Angels, U2, City of Angels
  17. I Won't Back Down, Johnny Cash and Tom Petty, American III: Solitary Man
  18. Heart of Gold, Johnny Cash, Unearthed: Trouble on My Mind
  19. We Shall Be Reunited, Patty Griffin and Emmylou Harris, Downtown Church
  20. Prairie Wedding, Mark Knopfler, Gillian Welch and David Rawlings, Sailing to Philadelphia
  21. One, Johnny Cash, American III: Solitary Man
  22. Golden, My Morning Jacket, KMTT New Music Sampler 2004
  23. High Cost of Low Living, The Allman Brothers Band, Hittin The Note
  24. Subdivisions, Rush, Chronicles
  25. Solitary Man, Johnny Cash and Tom Petty, American III: Solitary Man
I tried to do this on imeem which became MySpace but I couldn't find all the songs.